Nothing Else to Do

Well...it's been a damn long time since I've updated. I'm sure most of my loyal readers have abandoned me...but...I'm sitting in Cooper Science and I don't have enough time for a nap right now...so this is what I chose to occupy myself with instead.

There are a million stories I could entertain you with, but I think for now I'm going to share a tidbit from this weekend. I'll spare you some details...but you'll get the point.

Candi, Michelle and I decided that drinking Friday night would be a good idea...we were right, it was. So after some beer pong and Music Scene It (which by the way, I hate hate hate)...Candi and I decided that 2:30 am Carter's was a fantastic idea...we were right, it was. As we're standing in line, some tool behind us proceeds to hang all over us and do the generally stereotypical drunk guy stuff. Long story short...I talk tool man into buying our hotdogs. :) His comment as we get to Mr. Carter? "Man...I wish I had a VAGina so people would buy me shit." Mr. Carter's reply? "Well, here's are the hotdogs for the VAGinas...what for you?" hehehe....Mr. Tool follows us to the picnic tables where the conversation quickly heads south. Get ready for the quote of the century:
"I have a dick like a needle, but I can fuck like a sewing machine." What the fuck are you even supposed to say to that??? Apparently nothing...because Mr. Tool follows us back to Candi's. Long story short: Candi goes to bed...my drunk ass makes out with the tool for a while...then, and here's another great quote, : "Should I get my condom out now?" This one causes me to just laugh hysterically in the tool's face, he says "What? Man, I really messed that one up, didn't I?" and I proceed to kick his ass out.

Welcome to my world...

I should be in class...

Sorry Nate-O....I lied about that whole list of things you shouldn't say. I might do it at a later date, but truth be told...I'm too lazy right now. I just woke up and here I sit at my computer. "But Katie, don't you have class today?" Why, thank you for asking...as a matter of fact, yes I do. BUT...for some reason, and I wasn't even drunk, I had my alarm set for 1:40 PM. I don't know why...but it is. So I slept right on through the 10 o'clock and was gonna be late for the 11 and really really late if I couldnt' find a parking spot. Plus I'm having a small tummy crisis this morning...and I'm better off to stick as near to the bathroom as possible...and that location would not be in Cooper Science. I feel bad, I hate skipping classes...but I don't really think I have much of an option.

So enough about that, on to my weekend. Wow...it's been awhile since Candi and I have been able to play...so much fun. :) Pretty much the only details that I can actually share are that we went out Friday...drank some Beam. Good times. Went out Saturday, drank some beer. Good times.

Then came Sunday...that one was supposed to be my day off. But I agreed to work "just 4 hours" for Nat....just 4 hours my ass. I ended up closing because Doug called in. I had plans last night...boo for AutoZone. At any rate, the plans ended up kinda working out...and the night was kinda salvaged...and that's about all I'm gonna say.

So there's my update...sorry about the vagueness again. Sometimes that happens. :)

Weird

I don't really have a whole lot to say...I'm home in Greensburg without much to do so I figured an update was a little overdue. I'd really love to just go to bed...had a late night last night. Not that I'm complaining, but I had an 8 am...so staying up til 2 or 3 wasn't the brightest thing I've done in a while. Oh well...maybe I've learned my lesson?

At any rate...I'm single again...look out Muncie...not really, with a few exceptions I'd pretty much rather just be left alone. I can't seem to find anyone I know who's "normal" that I could date. And before anyone gets all offended, let me explain. It's just like on Sex and the City the other night...Carrie decided that the dating world is one big fuckin' freak show. And maybe...I've got plenty of guy friends, but for a multitude of reasons, we could never date. Some are just downright strange, others are too close of friends, some have some severe baggage they're lugging around, most are insensitive, and even more are just plain kinda stupid. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that at least of couple of you reading this are exactly the ones I'm talking about...as pretty much every 'dateable' man I know will fall into one of the above categories.

All right...enough with the guy-bashing. Most of you are decent guys..and it isn't like I'm without my flaws...maybe I'm just being too picky or expecting too much from any twenty year old male. Someone ought to teach you guys how to act around women and how to treat them...especially if you plan on the 'relationship' going anywhere. There are just some things that you shouldn't fucking say or do.

If you'd like a listing of those things in my next posting...leave me love and I'll compile the list.

OhmyGod..I'm bored

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