Stop Running

Ok kids....I only have a few minutes before class. But I can't let another day pass without this being said.

STOP FUCKING RUNNING!!! I want you to please take a moment and realize what a tool you look like when you're half-jogging/half-running to get to the shuttle or class or wherever it is you have to be in such a damn hurry. (Let it be noted that I am not talking about people who are actually running for exercise...I have no beef with them) But when you are half-ass running and your bookbag keeps swinging around and knocking you off balance...you look like a damned fool. So...look....either leave a littler earlier...or just be late to class. But for the absolute love of God...STOP RUNNING!

Kickass New Jewelry

I debated for a while on whether I really wanted to write this entry...it might be a bit much for some of you, so I'll keep the details to a minimum. And I suppose that at some point or another, you'll all learn about this anyway. So here goes.

I got a new piercing tonight :) And it rocks my world. It really wasn't that painful...hurt less than getting my cartilage pierced. I got a horizontal ring put in...may go back in a few months and get a vertical barbell just for kicks. There aren't very many places I can get piercings where I won't have to take 'em out for work in a few years (or clinicals in a few months)...so this just seemed like the natural solution. :)

In other news...it has come to my attention that I have some fans who are somewhat less than pleased with me. Too fucking bad. Get over it and quit being a whiny asshole.

That is all.

Happy Tuesday

Ok...so I'm sitting here and I have an exam tomorrow...and I have an exam Thursday. I'm not so much in the mood to study. So, time for an update.

I'll begin by saying: Emma--sorry I panicked you. No, I haven't lost any children and I've never been married. I didn't mean for the asterisks to confuse.

Now that that's done...I'm happily unsingle again. I know that really pisses a few of you off...and the rest of you don't really care. So I'll go for a little tangent on that subject. I can't date everyone. Those who take initiative are the ones who win. If you sit on your fucking ass and do nothing but play with yourself and wallow in self-pity...you get jackshit. You can't possibly cop an attitude with me when I'm in a happy relationship and then proceed to tell me how much you wish you were that "lucky guy."

Bored Bored Bored

I don't know why I'm doing this. No one is really gonna take the time to read it...so I'll consider it to be more of a self-inventory than anything.

And since my computer is inhabited by Satan and doesn't like to let my bolding work...I have to use the little asterisks.

Appearance
I am shorter than 5'4
**I think I am ugly sometimes
**I have many scars
I tan easily
I wish my hair was a different color
**I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
**I have a tattoo -- will have three after tonight.
**I am self-conscious about my appearance
**I have/I've had braces
**I wear glasses
**I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free
**I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger
**I have more than 2 piercings
I have piercings in places besides my ears
**I have freckles

Family/Home Life
**I've sworn at my parents
I've run away from home
I've been kicked out of the house
**My biological parents are together
I have a sibling less than one year old
**I want to have kids someday
I've had children
I've lost a child

School/Work
**I have a job --two or three actually
**I've fallen asleep at work/school
**I almost always do my homework
**I've missed a week or more of school
**I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years -- every year of school ever.
**I've stolen something from my job –only if candy counts
**I've been fired
**I've skipped school

Embarrassment
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation
**Disney movies still make me cry
I've peed from laughing
**I've snorted while laughing
**I've laughed so hard I've cried
**I've glued my hand to something –shit, this is a weekly occurrence
I've laughed til some kind of beverage came out of my nose
**I've had my trousers rip in public –it wasn’t like the crotch or anything…but I was under the influence and thought it was a good idea to rip off a pocket.

Health
**I was born with a disease/impairment
I've gotten stitches
I've broken a bone
**I've had my tonsils removed
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend
**I've had my wisdom teeth removed –this one’s on the agenda.
I had a serious surgery
**I've had chicken pox

Traveling
**I've driven over 200 miles in one day
**I've been on a plane
**I've been to Canada
I've been to Mexico
**I've been to Niagara Falls
I've been to Japan
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
I've been to Europe
I've been to Africa

Experiences
**I've gotten lost in my city
**I've seen a shooting star
**I've wished on a shooting star
**I've seen a meteor shower
**I've gone out in public in my pajamas
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
**I've kicked a guy where it hurts ---it was an ACCIDENT!!
**I've been to a casino
I've been skydiving
**I’ve been bungee-jumping.
I've gone skinny dipping
**I've played spin the bottle
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
**I've crashed a car
I've been Skiing
**I've been in a play
**I've met someone in person from the Internet
**I've caught a snowflake on my tongue
**I've seen the Northern Lights
**I've sat on a roof top at night
**I've played chicken
**I've played a prank on someone
I've ridden in a taxi
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
**I've eaten Sushi
I've been snowboarding

Relationships
**I've gone on a blind date
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper
**I miss someone right now
**I have a fear of abandonment
I've gotten divorced
**I've been engaged.
**I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
**I've told someone I loved them when I didn't
**I've told someone I didn't love them when I did
**I've kept something from a past relationship ---1/2 karat diamond earrings!!

Sexuality
**I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
**I've had a crush on a teacher –Mr. Straus high school government
**I've been kissed in the rain
**I am a cuddler
**I've hugged a stranger
**I have kissed a stranger --- many strangers.

Honesty/Crime
**I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
**I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't
**I've snuck out of my house
**I have lied to my parents about where I am
**I am keeping a secret from the world
**I've cheated while playing a game
**I've cheated on a test
**I've run a red light
I've been suspended from school
**I've witnessed a crime
**I've been in a fist fight
I've been arrested
I've shoplifted

Drugs/Alcohol
**I've consumed alcohol
**I regularly drink
**I've passed out from drinking
**I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months
**I've smoked weed
**I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them
I've eaten shrooms
I've popped E
I've inhaled Nitrous
**I've done hard drugs
**I have cough drops when I'm not sick –what the hell??
I can't swallow pills
**I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
**I have been diagnosed with clinical depression
**I shut others out when I'm depressed
**I take anti-depressants
**I'm anorexic or bulimic – used to be bulimic
**I've hurt myself on purpose
I'm addicted to self harm
**I've woken up crying

Death and Suicide
**I'm afraid of dying
**I hate funerals
**I've seen someone dying
**Someone close to me has attempted suicide
Someone close to me has committed suicide
I've planned my own suicide
I've attempted suicide
I've written a eulogy for myself

Materialism
I own over 5 rap CDs
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece
I own something from Hot Topic
I own something from Pac Sun
I collect comic books
I own something I got on e-bay
**I own something from Abercrombie

Political/Social Attitudes
**In general, I don't like people
I'm a feminist
I'm outgoing
I listen to political music
I'm Democratic
**I'm Republican
I'm liberal
**I'm religious
I dress fairly modestly

Random
****I can sing well
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
I open up to others easily
I watch the news
I don't kill bugs
**I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme
**I curse regularly
**I sing in the shower
I am a morning person
**I paid for my cell phone ring tone
**I'm a snob about grammar
I am a sports fanatic
**I twirl my hair
I have "x"s in my screen name
I love being neat
I love Spam
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
**I bake well
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
**I would wear pajamas to school
I like Martha Stewart
**I know how to shoot a gun
I am in love with love
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
I laugh at my own jokes
**I believe in ghosts
I am online 24/7, with an online message
**I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
**I am really ticklish
I love white chocolate
**I bite my nails
I play video games
**I'm good at remembering faces
I'm good at remembering names
I'm good at remembering dates
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

Hmm...that's an interesting commentary on things I've done...