Stop Running

Ok kids....I only have a few minutes before class. But I can't let another day pass without this being said.

STOP FUCKING RUNNING!!! I want you to please take a moment and realize what a tool you look like when you're half-jogging/half-running to get to the shuttle or class or wherever it is you have to be in such a damn hurry. (Let it be noted that I am not talking about people who are actually running for exercise...I have no beef with them) But when you are half-ass running and your bookbag keeps swinging around and knocking you off balance...you look like a damned fool. So...look....either leave a littler earlier...or just be late to class. But for the absolute love of God...STOP RUNNING!