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Seriously...I'm pretty sure I could make tons of money if I wrote a book or a soap opera about all the stupid shit I do...

Monday, July 09, 2007

Very late review of 2006

2006: A Year In Review (Not nearly as exciting as 2005)

January -
1.)I get very much bored and share with the world that highly sophisticated scientific tests indicate that: my kissing purity is 14%, I should be an MD, linguistic intelligence is my dominant intelligence, and that I have way too much time on my hands.

February -
1.)I let campus kids in on the secret that they look like tools when they try to run with bookbags on.
2.)I also got a kickass new piercing this month!
3.)I officially re-enter my relationship with Chris and tell the whiny losers that were pining after me to get lost.
4.)I get inexcusably bored and fill out a gigantic survey for my blog.

March -
1.) I post a hilarious list of Mitch Hedburg quotes under the blog title, "Platypus."
2.) I discover that beer and pork are an acceptable meal after Chris's car explodes for no good reason while I'm driving it! I have a friend fix it for me so that I don't have to...clearly a mistake...

April -
1.) I turn 21!!! An awesome evening with a tiara, a 40 oz GLASS mug, the bars, and a birthday rock!
2.) I let the world know that I am terrified terrified of thunderstorms.

May -
1.) I finally get around to writing the blog that summarizes my birthday.
2.) I ask for people to leave me love, and I end up with a strange comment section full of breakfast food??

June -
1.) I bitch a LOT about summer classes and how much I hate anything early in the morning.
2.) We started planning for our fall break trip to Vegas.

July/August -
1.) Not a single blog entry...nothing.

September -
1.) I provide a quick Top Ten list of the newest things in my life, which included: getting Belle, looking at engagement rings, moving in with Chris, vacation to Brown County, and starting to prepare for the MCAT.

October -
1.) Again, not a single blog entry! (But this is the month that Chris proposed while we were in Vegas!)

November -
1.) I announce the engagement and hit the high points of the trip to Vegas: Mandalay Bay shopping, Luxor Spa Suite, Tiffany & Co necklace, dinner at the Eiffel Tower restaurant, and of course--my new fiance!!

December -
1. Apparently an uneventful month...no blogs and no noteworthy recollections.

So there we have it...7 months after the fact...the year 2006 in review.