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Seriously...I'm pretty sure I could make tons of money if I wrote a book or a soap opera about all the stupid shit I do...

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Psycho Billy strikes again...

So...it's been a while...I've been really really busy. But I finally have a few minutes tonight where I don't absolutely have to be doing anything else. So it's time for an update.

Things with the guy I'm dating couldn't be better... :) It actually is the happiest I've been in a really really long time...I should've left Kev two years ago when I had the perfect opportunity and didn't. I could've saved myself a lot of trouble and been really happy then. But oh well, things happen for a reason I guess.

BUT...just when I thought that Psycho Billy was finally out of my life...he rears his ugly redneck head again. I was just hangin' out watching a movie with Chris last Friday (maybe Saturday?) night...and my phone rings. I didn't get to it in time...so I had a voicemail. It was Billy's friend...and the voicemail consists of him yelling at me about how I need to leave Kevin alone and quit bothering him and quit fucking with his head and stay out of his life. Odd...I haven't talked to Psycho Billy in over a month. So this means one of three things: 1. Psycho Billy, true to his name, has actually lost his damn mind completely and really believes that he's been talking to me every night. 2. He's lying to everyone and telling him that I'm calling him every night. 3. Those two bitches got drunk and thought it'd be fun to harass me. At any rate...I called Justin back to ask what the hell? He tells me that Kevin hasn't been able to move on and that I'm all he talks about...and that I just need to quit calling him so he can get on with his life cuz everyone is sick of him whining about it. And ya know...I'd gladly oblige....with one giant problem though...I HAVEN'T TALKED TO PSYCHO BILLY IN WELL OVER A MONTH. So Justin says that he'll figure it out and see what's going on. I go back to my movie and assume that all is well...no such luck. My phone rings again...and Justin's number pops up again. This time...I hear shouting and a very angry Psycho Billy in the background...he proceeds to throw out all sorts of obscenities directed at me...it felt kinda strange...but ya know, I actually laughed...the whole situation was just damn absurd. I guess I've always had a soft spot for mental illness...he can't help it that he's gone nuts...a damn shame, really...although he never really has made much of a contribution to society anyway...might actually do more good if someone would just bury him and let all his bullshit go for fertilizer.

And for the record, no I'm not always so harsh about all my exes. I'm really quite pleasant with most of them...but then again, I've never been afraid that any of the others might try to kill me.

1 Comments:

  • At 23/11/05 22:14, Blogger Nathan said…

    Maybe I'm going out on a limb here... but I think that guy is a perfect candidate for sterilization.

     

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