World's Most Effective Pick-Up Line

All right guys...here it is...the world's best pick-up line...when used correctly, this one very well may just get you into that girl's bed before the end of the night (but, in my own defense, if it gets you smacked in the face, it's not my fault! So use at your own discretion).

"C'mon seriously...I just wanna eat you out. I'm a carnivore and just want to pleasure you with my tongue for the next sixty minutes. I promise you won't be sorry."

Granted...it doesn't have to be word-for-word...any variation will probably work...just be bold and confident...except in the case where oral isn't so much your specialty, then maybe you should stay away from this approach and go back to whatever it was you were doing before that still wasn't gettin' you laid. But, if you know what you're doing and you do you right, no sane woman in the world is gonna tell ya no. And as an added bonus to being the most effective...this might also be the most hilarious pick-up line ever.

With that being said, this weekend fucking rocked. There's nothing quite like stayin' up partying all night...working at 9:30 in the morning...quick nap after work...back out again...Greek's in the village at 2 AM with my girl Jill...ogre on the couch...walking my ass back across campus in the freezing cold...fake dikes gettin' it on at the fraternity house (and it wasn't me this time!!)...then home for a few hours...work at 8:30 this morning. Sleep hasn't really been in my vocab...but you'll have that I guess. In addition to all that...I found out a damned lot about people I used to think were such sweet innocent folks...damn, y'alls a buncha freaks. :)