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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Fuckin' Diet Pepsi

Well...I had every intention of posting my own answers to the questions I left last night. BUT...as I was getting ready to sign in to my site...I SPILLED FUCKIN DIET PEPSI ALL OVER MY COMPUTER! Some might say that I shouldn't have had the pop near the computer anyway...but you know we all do it. I feel like I live at my desk...so if I didn't eat or drink here...I probably wouldn't eat or drink at all. But...I got it all cleaned up...luckily the keys pop off easily and I avoided a complete crisis. Although the space bar was a real bitch to put back on.

In addition...I haven't studied at all tomorrow and I have a competency and a quiz tomorrow...dammit. I have to bathe my lab partner and make the bed...I think I should be ok...I hope.




Ohhhh...and by the way...he's a pharmacology major/business minor. So the joke's on you kids when you call him "Midas Man"...he'll be making more than all you lazy fucks combined...so laugh it up assholes...keep diggin' graves, scoopin' shit, and carrying shingles...some of us are out to get real jobs... :)


Haha...that felt pretty good...

3 Comments:

  • At 8/9/05 18:15, Blogger King OSirLucas said…

    On behalf of all the sh|t shovelers... I protest. One man's sh|t is another man's fertilizer! Anyone in the market for a dumpload of sh|t?

     
  • At 8/9/05 21:30, Blogger Kate said…

    Hey now...that shit shoveler wasn't aimed at anyone besides my ex fiance. I meant no offense to all the other hard-working shit shovelers of the world.

     
  • At 8/9/05 23:11, Blogger King OSirLucas said…

    Oh thank you... my sh|t shoveling hands thank you as well.

     

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