Today I met Jesus...

and he drove a white PowerStroke. He was driving down I-74 and he caught my eye. He was a handsome young man...and he apparently caught me checkin him out as I passed out. Oops. Long story short...he drove beside me for a while and wanted me to stop so he could give me his number. Finally I got to the 'burg's exit...and he followed me. He comes around to my truck as I stop at the gas station and gives me number. Too damn weird...and THEN...he gave me a kiss on the cheek and away he went.

So apparently...Jesus speaks Spanish and picks up women on the interstate....