Censored Soap Opera

Seriously...I'm pretty sure I could make tons of money if I wrote a book or a soap opera about all the stupid shit I do...

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Sonofabitch...this hurts like hell

Well...I'm not dead and I did get some kickass drugs. But my throat hurts like hell, my tongue is still numb, and I'm fighting nausea like nobody's business. On the plus side, my family is doing a stellar job of taking care of me...well all except for my asshole brother who barely even bothered to call last night to make sure I was still alive. Oh well...big shocker there. I'm pretty freakin' sick of pudding and ice chips...I had mashed potatoes and gravy from KFC as soon as we left the hospital last night...and I had scrambled eggs for breakfast. Come hell or high water, I will be better in a week. :)

Sorry for this all being a big disconnected...pain meds are great like that.