"Don't Tell Anyone"

So I've definitely decided that anytime you have to use the phrases "This one will just be between us" or "Let's not tell anyone" or "This never happened"...you should expect that it will only end badly. I wish I had a nickel for every time this summer that I've said or heard one of those phrases or something similar....I'd have a damned lot of nickels. That's ok though...because one of these days someone is really going to get a kick out of it when I decide to tell all these stories that I'm never supposed to tell.

I suppose I could elaborate a bit on what exactly I'm talking about...but that would be a direct violation of Zone policy...and we all know how strict I am about following Zone policy...(and if you don't...you should).